If we had to go live action, I’d hold out for Tim Burton to direct.

As we have mentioned, dragons are not really considered a viable life form, as they come into direct conflict with humans over things like money and power, which, frankly, is just asking for it.

Excuse me? Those are my fun-sized mobile agony and death dispensers. They’re works of art! You can break your own stuff, thank you very much.

The encyclopedia is the only place in the world where World Domination comes before Work! – The last words of Joaquin the Illiterate, just before he hit that big red button labeled Do Not Touch.

Or you could just blow Castle Wulfenbach out of the sky.” Othar clapped his hands in delight. “An excellent suggestion, young apprentice!” Tarvek ignored this. “Except, of course, that Gil is still up there.” “Even better,” Othar declared. Tarvek briefly considered this, then reluctantly admitted, “But he still has my notes.

Now I am in control!” He followed this statement with a burst of laughter that showed the owner had done a fair share of gloating in his time, and had the basics down pat.

I’ve also been busy doing stuff for Steve Jackson Games.

You know, there’s more to being an evil despot than getting cake whenever you want it.” Agatha thought about this and was filled with a sudden conviction, one that would stand the test of time through everything else that happened to her through the years. “If that’s what you think, then you’re doing it wrong.

Why are there mechanical squid in the water cistern?” The Castle sighed. “Why is everyone so surprised about that? Where else would we keep them?

Agatha, I’ve decided. I’m going to marry you for your library.